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Irish week

The length of time it takes for a person or group of people to drink a bottle of whisky.
Les: Dude, how long will it take for you to get over this breakup?

Wes: An Irish week.

Les: How long's that?

Wes: Probably later tonight.
by SwingingGuru June 20, 2013
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Irish Vocabulary

Just regular vocabulary but consists of the word "Fuck" after every word. Usually happens when people are drunk, and or high.
Irishman: What the fuck is going on here you motherfucking face pussy. You been fuckin round here latley? I think you been fuckin. Get the fuck off!

You: Dontcha use your Irish Vocabulary on me!!
by 1337 Silverland December 30, 2010
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Irish Blame

The way groups of people blame others for their own stupidity or inadequacies. For example, the way the French and Germany blame UK for the all the craps EU, Blacks blaming whites in US, Irish blaming drinking for their problems, Arabs blaming Israel for their chaos and Moslems blaming Christians, Cubans blaming US for the shit of communism and Castro, Africans blaming colonialism instead of holding their leaders into account…say the list can go on forever!
Amanda: Oh why can't U maintain a lasting relationship?

Mandy: Because all my mother-in-laws are shit.

Amanda: stop abusing Irish blame!
by Prosper * December 20, 2007
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Irish Calculator

When an Irish or Irish Amercain looks at an aisan kids paper to avoid doing work
Teacher: Hey Patrick stop looking at Wei Hans Paper he is not your irish calculator
by panda cornflakes January 10, 2011
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Irish Plastic Surgery

n. Physical Spousal Abuse, esp. a husband hitting his wife.
When Irish Plastic Surgery is performed too often, it can leave a face leathery and weathered.
by Aubrassai March 14, 2011
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Irish Bagpipes

It is a Rusty Trombone with ball play. Uses both hands.
She finished me off, with the Irish Bagpipes!
by WilfordTX January 15, 2009
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Irish Pimms

Irish Pimms is the name given to the popular drink of Guinness with a dash of blackcurrant cordial added.
Good day landlord, a pint of Irish Pimms please.
by Bar-M Badger May 26, 2010
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