velvet clam

A vagina that has been dusted in cocoa powder, and covered in vanilla frosting.

And then I got to taste the velvet clam.

by smelsworst April 27, 2017

fassy clam

A word used to display feelings of hate and animosity towards someone. Similar to calling someone a rasclat or a wanker. The word has the same effect as a swearword basically to tell someone they are a dick or to fuck off.

Jerome: Give me that money G
Tom:Shut it you fassy clam.

by Mackinit April 19, 2009

Clam chowder

A name for a facial

Eww John get his clam chowder on me

by animetiddies.com January 10, 2018

Clam chowder

Pour A bowl of mayonnaise lightly into a clitorous and use your pearly whites for a midnight snack.

I don’t like soup but man that’s one good clam chowder!

by Foourskin July 16, 2019

Clam Bagged

To be hit in the vagina

I fell on my surfboard and got totally clam bagged.

by absinth215 May 28, 2011

choking clams

Pulling on your penis while it is soft. Verb

Hey fella did you get any action or did you end up choking clams

by Assedo123 June 13, 2017

Baby clams!

Used when surprised, impressed or cursing.
Replaces things such as oh my god and lordy.

1. Baby clams I didn't see that coming!

2. (Stubbs toe on chair) Baby clams!

3. Baby clams he's fitt.

by randypixie September 28, 2009