Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

rollover minutes

when you drink for several days in a row and alcohol is still in your bloodflow so its waayyy easier to get drunk.

yo when i went to floridahh for spring break i had rollover minutes going for a week straight!@!!!!

by Ron Magituarb April 19, 2010

max minute

An amount of time that far exceeds that projected amount of time. I.E. much long than expected

Brian asked Djean, "Garrett called 10 minutes ago and said he was almost here, right?"
Djean replied, "Yeah, he was supposed to be here 2 hours ago though. He's taking a max minute."

by Trillbill42 December 23, 2017

hotshit minute

an equivalent of a New York minute.

He better get a job, or I'm gonna boot him out in a hotshit minute!

by blumpkinsarefungetone August 23, 2010

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 28, 2025

45 minutes

When you go off of Rowan’s time and end up in futurama by the time she is actually ready

Ha! I am Ro spelled R-O I will be there in “45 minutes”

by Captain za October 27, 2023

mudjug minute

When your dip lip is so fat that you can't help but spit it out for a whole minute.

Outlaw: Its time for a mudjug minute!
Josephina:O h shit here we go, CARL GET THE MUDJUG!!!
Carl: FUCK YOU

by bigdickweiner420 June 9, 2018