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Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You poor, stupid fool!
by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004
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human condom

Paris Hilton as it seems according to popular opinion this girl has had more cock that a battery farm
human Condom did you ever see that video what a dead fish...
by Brettimus January 15, 2007
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Humzasaleem

The title given to one or more of the following:
1) Ballers
2) Shot callers
3) Absolutely seductive male specimens
4) One who draws attraction
5) Those who are just undeniably amazing
6) Good looking
"Damn dude, I wish I was a Humzasaleem"

"Dude, you can never be a Humzasaleem. Only those that define amazing can be Humzasaleem's"

"Ah, I met a Humzasaleem the other day. I wish I was like that"
by HMoney$ April 8, 2009
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Human Hole Products

A term used for what comes out of a person's orfices.
I left quite a bit of my human hole products in the toilet.
by Human Hole Products September 6, 2005
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Human offspring

A messy, slobbery, crying heap of flesh that carries the genetics of both human parents.

Eventually, the offspring go through some type of metamorphous and become an irritating, arrogant, war loving people who care only about themselves and this strange item they call "money". (It has no apparent value or visual appeal. The humans use it as some sort of bartering device.)
"The human offspring have a strange authority aver their elders. They manipulate them in order to get what they desire. If we uncover their secret, planet Earth will soon be ours."
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Humana

From spongebob, when your zoning out and all of the sudden you come back to reality.
Max: are you even listening to me?

Jordan: HUMANA
by Spicysalt October 2, 2017
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Hamza

A guy who contorts his penis every 15 minutes for no apparent reason and then smiles at you with a wicked smile to see if you enjoyed the show.
Dude stop playing with your dick! Stop being a Hamza.
by TITITITITIES July 24, 2019
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