horse

Slang term for a man with an extraordinarily large penis.

"I'd rather have a one-inch willy than be a horse; I wouldn't be able to wear skinny jeans"
"Have you seen John' dick? He's a horse!"
"There's an advert on this website that says it can triple your penis size - imagine being a horse!"

by Jack_Di December 19, 2013

stump broke horse

A horse that is trained to back up to a stump. The owner of said horse then proceeds to stand on the stump, and vigorously fornicates the horse.

Cowpoke - "Is that a stump broke horse?"
Rancher - "Yeah, I backed 'er up to a stump and fucked the shit out of 'er jes last night.

by Spizzum August 10, 2006

Save a horse

To have sex in a position where the woman is on top. From the song "Save a horse, ride a cowboy".

I'd like to save a horse with that sexy hombre tonight.

by urbanlegend1001 September 14, 2011

Horse Armor

A phrase, used by video gamers, meaning "useless purchase". Derived from "Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion", where decorative horse armor can be purchased for $5.00 online.

Why the hell would you buy that horse armor? Why do you need it?

by Michael Lanter September 14, 2006

horse face

a word that is given to a lot of people or celebs just simply as an exaggeration, because someone has a slightly long or evan oval shaped face/big teeth/buck teeth/gummy teeth or a goofy smile (probably about half the population then) loads of celebs out there from eva longoria to christina aguilera, prince william or leona lewis have been called a horse. i don't think they are considered ugly to most people, nor are horses themselves.

'that person has a horse face'.

by thyfhyof January 20, 2008

Trojan Horse

A virus, that disguises itself, gets into the system, and slowly destroys everything... Allowing various other infections to get in, causing more damage. Also, letting your computer be controlled by someone else.

Damnit!! I need to get rid of this Trojan Horse before it destroys my hard drive!

by _Trojan_ December 22, 2008

horseford

Flopping a big ugly cunt rag because you can't stay anywhere else.

Dave has has always been a waste. No wonder he's horsefording.

by Denis Byrd September 17, 2008