Hood Polygamist 

A man that has multiple baby mommas.

How is a hood polygamist gonna preach to me about being responsible.

Hood Polygamist by CrazySexyCool16 December 13, 2016

Hood Hick 

Someone who presumably lives in a suburb that is a hillbilly but, also participates in doing many illegal drug activities.

"Let's go to Dillionvale, Ohio! It's Hood Hick Centeral!"- Timmy before greatly regretting that decision.

Hood Hick by Gangly Boy May 24, 2017

hood pho 

Essentially the same as Pho, but made with ingredients such as ramen, hotdogs, whatever kind of cheese you have, and if you're high class...some vegetables

I'm on a budget, I made hood pho for dinner.

hood pho by Sandman7718 May 31, 2017

hooded cheese monster 

Uncircumcised penis with smegma .

Dude whipped out his hooded cheese monster to make her vomit.

hooded cheese monster by Crowley June 28, 2017

hood soda 

A soda from a fast food restaurant that was not paid for. You acquire it by finding a random cup, then filling up the cup at the fountain when the employees aren't looking.

Guy 1: How did you get that soda? I ordered everything for us and I know you didn't ask for one.
Guy 2: Just found a cup lying around and filled it up.
Guy 1: So, you stole it.
Guy 2: Yup. Hood soda, son!

hood soda by Devveyovich July 12, 2017

Hood balance 

The balance between individuals in a highly competitive environment where the risks of confrontation don't always outweigh the end result.

The Roman provinces had a hood balance with the Gaul's during the crisis of the third century.

Hood balance by Blue pedal August 24, 2017

Hood 

Hood is a great person and girls should always be friends with him. He is the best person you can think of. He smiles alot. Girls y'all should go to him and be friends. He is also a cute person.

Hood:what are your plans for tonight. Girl:nth but we should hangout tonight.

Hood by sdTCdzdhuryebs January 8, 2018