coat hanger

markus

“bro markus is such a coat hanger for kaylee”

by yeayeayeaboyyy April 11, 2022

The Hunger Games

A shitty and overrated book with an even shittier movie adaptation.

I read the Hunger Games and wanted to gouge my eyes out because it was so bad.

by attarax April 19, 2022

The hungers

Noun: intense hunger pains or cravings for food

Fred: Ah man! *rubs belly*
Rob: what’s the matter?
Fred: I’ve got the hungers… I should’ve eaten breakfast instead of goofing it with my wife this morning *stomach growls*
Rob: Are we really doing this again? Ah shoot, I guess we’re heading to the breakfast place now…

by Unorthodoxy May 1, 2022

Load Hunger

The insatiable desire, unbelievable need to drain a cock of it's cum. Similar to "cock drunk", but having to fo with cum

After he fucked me and I sucked his cock for a while, the "load hunger" was building up in me. I needed his cum on my face and in my mouth.

by Mtfts4me June 6, 2022

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

Bad Hanger-upper

A person who is not emotionally intelligent enough to recognize the clues that the other person on the phone call, who he/she is talking to, wants to get off the fucking phone right now.

I’m talking to Tommy on the phone and I must have said 10 times, well Tommy I gotta get going! He ignores this and says “oh yeah! and one thing I wanted to tell ya quick was…BLAH BLAH!”

That Tommy dude is a BAD HANGER-UPPER!!!

by Tluv777 January 17, 2023

Bag Hingerman

The professional wrestler and brother of Hulk Hogan. Instead of yelling out "brother" at the end of every sentence, he yells out "Bitch" like the famous cook: Jesse Pinkman, or "Mommy" like the submissive slut he claims to be. Don't let that fool you, he'll put you on the ground in the ring and he won't let up. He has his special move called "Planetary Absorption" where he jumps and lands stomach first on his opponents. EVERYBODY GET READY FOR BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG HINGERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN

Wow, I can't wait to watch Bag Hingerman at his next show. I heard he's tackling the whole Among Us cast

by LEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKLEFTCHEEKKK January 20, 2023