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Bywater Hipster

Person or persons from New Orleans, that typically smells like canal water, looks like a Portland liberal, and acts like the coolest Alaskan pot smoker.
I was at Pepp's and ran into the smelliest bunch of bywater hipsters. It was an amazing experience.
by Bywater Bae October 17, 2023
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hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.
"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."
by EmuOperative September 30, 2021
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Token Hipster

In a workplace, social circle, or any group, there is sometimes one member defined as the "token hipster". That person might not qualify as a genuine hipster, but in the context of the group he/she is defined as the "most hipster". It will depend on the overall hipster-level of the group; in a group of full-throttle hipsters, no one is going to be seen as a token hipster, rather the group dynamic will have acknowledged that one person is in fact the "alpha-hipster". In a group where there are no members seen or defined as a hipster, the person who possesses the most hipster-specific traits will be seen as the "token hipster".
Michelle is seen as the group's token hipster because she makes her own soap and her boyfriend has a long beard.
by Sailor Mike September 1, 2020
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Cutthroat Hipster

A hipster that is way too hipster compared to other hipsters, therefore causing competition. Loves to talk about how hipster and "not mainstream" he/she is. Usually found in San Francisco and NYC. They have abandoned their sense of identity to fit a trend, competing to be the ultimate hipster.
Trisha is so cutthroat hipster. Yesterday she was mad because her hipster music was on pop-radio, which caused her to find new music to be more hipster than the other hipsters.
by hipster1 April 11, 2017
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hipster caravan

"Tiny house" a caravan built by a hipster for much more than the cost of a caravan.

Hipster caravans may be called hipster trailers in some cultures.
That fanny just bought a hipster caravan for 30 grand haw haw haw.
by Markypeee November 8, 2017
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goth hipster

A goth who buys their black clothing at flea markets and thrift stores.
Sam, a goth hipster, went to the flea market yesterday for a black t-shirt.
by DenixVames August 23, 2015
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hipster clap

You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)

Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
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