4 definitions by Sailor Mike
Max: "Hey look! Capital One is offering a low introductory rate of only 2.1 percent! You should get in on that action, bro!"
Kristin: "Eff that noise, I need another credit card like I need a set of ass wheels!"
Kristin: "Eff that noise, I need another credit card like I need a set of ass wheels!"
by Sailor Mike January 30, 2009
In a workplace, social circle, or any group, there is sometimes one member defined as the "token hipster". That person might not qualify as a genuine hipster, but in the context of the group he/she is defined as the "most hipster". It will depend on the overall hipster-level of the group; in a group of full-throttle hipsters, no one is going to be seen as a token hipster, rather the group dynamic will have acknowledged that one person is in fact the "alpha-hipster". In a group where there are no members seen or defined as a hipster, the person who possesses the most hipster-specific traits will be seen as the "token hipster".
Michelle is seen as the group's token hipster because she makes her own soap and her boyfriend has a long beard.
by Sailor Mike September 1, 2020
Inappropriate Facebook Friend- In which two people are Facebook friends with one another despite the fact that is completely inappropriate.
Often found in cases when adult males send friend requests to the high school or college aged children of their coworkers or friends.
Also common when someone is sexually attracted to but is unwilling or unable to pursue an actual relationship with a person; and thus substitutes Facebook friends status in order to be involved, even peripherally, with the person of interest.
When the inappropriate nature of the friend status is recognized by both people, IFF status enables them to view each others photos and send messages to one another without actually having to explain the contact to those who might disapprove of the interaction.
Often found in cases when adult males send friend requests to the high school or college aged children of their coworkers or friends.
Also common when someone is sexually attracted to but is unwilling or unable to pursue an actual relationship with a person; and thus substitutes Facebook friends status in order to be involved, even peripherally, with the person of interest.
When the inappropriate nature of the friend status is recognized by both people, IFF status enables them to view each others photos and send messages to one another without actually having to explain the contact to those who might disapprove of the interaction.
James has a niece attending college nearby, and she friended him on facebook. Since then, he has become IFF's with dozens of her female classmates. This enables him access to their photos, which he enjoys quite a bit.
Clarice and her son's lacrosse coach find each other incredibly attractive. They both look forward to every match when they can see each other. Since actual social interaction would be potentially damaging to both of them, they are content to be IFF's, occasionally sending innuendo-filled messages or swapping photos.
Clarice and her son's lacrosse coach find each other incredibly attractive. They both look forward to every match when they can see each other. Since actual social interaction would be potentially damaging to both of them, they are content to be IFF's, occasionally sending innuendo-filled messages or swapping photos.
by Sailor Mike June 23, 2011
Gleefully wielding his battle rifle, Cletus swept through the horde of rabid Agilex-trained sex-zombies with a rambosity that had never before been witnessed.
by Sailor Mike March 5, 2009