get these hands

Ur about to get your ass beat

James: Ur ugly nigga
Nick: Bitch ur about to get these hands!

by This kid May 16, 2015

shit hands

Shit hands occures when a public restroom is all out of toilet paper. A similar incident known as "shit cat" occures in the home.

Karl: Man, what's that smell?
Janet: Well, the bathroom was fresh out of T.P., so now i have shit hands.
Karl: It happens. Fuck.

by Shawn F August 25, 2006

Holiday hands

When your hands lose the ability to write, due to a long vacation, which is usually summer break or winter break.

Charle: Aw man, we got an essay when we come back from the break, and we can't type it out
Brian: Yeah, and it's gonna be harder since I have holiday hands

by DamnCool December 26, 2007

hoover hands

When you hug or put your arms around a girl, without actually placing your hands on her shoulder or side.

Steve: Did you see Brain's prom picture? He didn't even put his hands on her side.

Alex: Hoover hands? What a pussy.

by CRSnyd26 December 18, 2010

butt hands

the phenomenon of having a lingering odor of a girl's ass on yr fingers long after they've been up in there.

Q: did you tap that ass?
A: hell yeah! smell my butt hands!

by gluecifer February 3, 2007

Handsomer

Telling someone they are more handsome than someone they think are not!

" you are more handsomer than LA Reid baby"

by angelkisses123 October 13, 2011

Miami handshake

Colloquial slang for a blowjob.

In business, my father always taught me to seal the deal with a firm Miami handshake.

by pnwwnp April 26, 2012