hocus pocus

Stress weed bullshit.

– some bitch named Trina: I've flown all my way from Jamaica to bring ya that sweet weed…

– some gangster: coughing How dare you giving me hocus pocus? This bullshit is highly bubonic: Please get the fuck out immediately.

by Kibulawe Tsebezuna October 1, 2016

hockley

A mad druggo, who's tick debt has more numbers then the chinese population, the only thing a hockley loves more then munging some dirty ket is a few dirty hookers

Mall Rat: hey hockley, can you buy me darts?
Hockley: FUCK OFF YA DIRTY MALL RAT, YEAH THE MALL, PASS US THE SYNTH PIPE YA DOG CUNT

by wedgieblacksmith July 25, 2017

hochstein

an awesome name that means precious stones

this person is as cool as a hochstein!

by sssaaaassssyyyyy January 14, 2020

sock hockey

playing hackie sack

"over somewhere playin sock hockey"

by noixz January 14, 2009

Hockey

The biggest waste of time. It's extremely boring to watch and people fight for the stupidest reasons

Hey bro, wanna go watch some hockey?

Nah, I've got some weed I'd rather smoke.

by HockeySux March 3, 2011

HOCKEY?!

A suprised remark used against one speaking of the sport.

Halo Player: no I don't like football.
Adam: what do sports do you like then?
Halo Player: hockey, it's a real man's sport.
*dramatic pause*
Adam: HOCKEY?!
JC: HOCKEY?!
Josh: HOCKEY?!

by Adam, JC, Josh May 2, 2006

Hockey

A sport not as difficult or as cool as figure skating. Players of this sport generally smell like cat piss because they refuse to wear deodorant or to wash their equipment.

If figure skating were easy, it'd be called hockey.

by alexkv December 9, 2008