Cutthroat Hipster

A hipster that is way too hipster compared to other hipsters, therefore causing competition. Loves to talk about how hipster and "not mainstream" he/she is. Usually found in San Francisco and NYC. They have abandoned their sense of identity to fit a trend, competing to be the ultimate hipster.

Trisha is so cutthroat hipster. Yesterday she was mad because her hipster music was on pop-radio, which caused her to find new music to be more hipster than the other hipsters.

by hipster1 April 11, 2017

hipster golfing

When two gingers with massive beards take their smashed avocados to the driving range. It often results in them preaching about chakras and soulular length.

"Those two are definitely hipster golfing."

by EmuOperative September 30, 2021

Token Hipster

In a workplace, social circle, or any group, there is sometimes one member defined as the "token hipster". That person might not qualify as a genuine hipster, but in the context of the group he/she is defined as the "most hipster". It will depend on the overall hipster-level of the group; in a group of full-throttle hipsters, no one is going to be seen as a token hipster, rather the group dynamic will have acknowledged that one person is in fact the "alpha-hipster". In a group where there are no members seen or defined as a hipster, the person who possesses the most hipster-specific traits will be seen as the "token hipster".

Michelle is seen as the group's token hipster because she makes her own soap and her boyfriend has a long beard.

by Sailor Mike September 1, 2020

hipster hotbox

noun. A room in which nerds vape together with the doors and windows shut so the room fills up with thick clouds of water vapor. Commonly used for taking selfies in the cloud, and crowd sourcing a sense of belonging and coolness.

It was a total hipster hotbox in there, I couldn't see past all the selfie sticks and water vapor.

by alexwells5000 November 18, 2015

goth hipster

A goth who buys their black clothing at flea markets and thrift stores.

Sam, a goth hipster, went to the flea market yesterday for a black t-shirt.

by DenixVames August 23, 2015

Hipster University

University of Ottawa in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. This University is known for being oversaturated by Hipsters and other indie subcultures. The hipster credit of this university is emphasized by it's ever-popular "Café Alt," which is in the basement of the school and is known for it's variety of grilled cheese sandwiches, as well as the school mascot, the "Gee-Gee," a horse racing term you probably have never heard of.

Ted: "Man, a bunch of guys in tight colored denim were just going off about American Apparel and Café Alt"
Steve: "They must go to Hipster University"

by ParrappaTheRappa September 6, 2013

Bywater Hipster

Person or persons from New Orleans, that typically smells like canal water, looks like a Portland liberal, and acts like the coolest Alaskan pot smoker.

I was at Pepp's and ran into the smelliest bunch of bywater hipsters. It was an amazing experience.

by Bywater Bae October 17, 2023