Goon

Thinking about someone or something in a friendly manner

“I goon to nico”

by NicoJK2801 September 27, 2025

Goon Morning

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm

Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning

by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025

Goon-Goon Catch!

Goon-Goon Catch! Rules are simple, Duck Duck Goose; but your goal is to nut on someone "the catcher" and they have to "catch" the Gooner. You keep playing until you can't. Goon-Goon Catch is a popular game amongst friends, family, and even lovers of some sort.

Hey Braeden let's play some Goon-Goon Catch! with the boys later- Josh

I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone

by DanLuke12341 October 4, 2025

Goon

An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.

Also known as Jerk off or Wank

"Jack likes to goon 3 times per day"

by Methlover67 October 7, 2025

Goonbeta Sharma

A term for an south-indian who sits at the bottom of the caste system. Usually is a bitch and cant pull any girls. Registered sex offender and claims to get rich but doesnt ever do shit. NOT a citizen of the United States.

"see that new guy Yash over there, he's a Goonbeta Sharma" Sarah exclaims with disgust.

by Biomz October 17, 2025

Goonag

Where someone has been gooning so much, they get sentenced to the goonag. Like gulag but for goons

You mr gooner, are being sentenced to 5 nights in the goonag

by anonymous October 27, 2025

Goon fall

When you jump off a building to your death and while falling, give your hog a final crank on the way down.

Did you hear that Marco did a goon fall? He's got to be he greatest gooner of all time.

by ChalupaNasty October 28, 2025