goat sucker

a weirdo who prolly screws goats

"that dudes a goat sucker"

by sid malana January 29, 2004

Goat fucker

A country boy who wear kid pants tucked inside of his boots or boots with cut off jeans

Jimmy Wales up lookin like a goat fucker

by Afrodike June 11, 2017

Goated With the Sauce

Something idiots say to be funny with their friends when they lack any substance or personality.

Zachary Hardon: my dick is giant-I'm goated with the sauce.

Jester Allenwrench: I've sucked it- It's average. You're not goated with the sauce.

by KUSHVAPOR June 10, 2022

Goat Boy

A boy who when Holidaying in Turkey is abused by the largely homosexual native gangbase and forced to walk on all fours while filling their sex crazed needs

Peter "Hey is that little english lad being ridden by a turkish boy George lookalike?"

Ahmed " its a custom here among some of the criminal gangs, they choose a boy to be their Goat Boy and take turns ride him"

by chipthechap July 9, 2010

Throat Goat

Throat goat is the Aussie streamer Alithya who has no gag reflex as another streamer Develique was able to fit her whole forearm down her throat.

Whoever is going to be Alithya's boyfriend is a very very lucky man

Also, check out her streams on twitch she a peng ting like Develique

She is a "Throat Goat" man I was in heaven bro I am going to put a ring on her

Omg jess have you watched the "Throat Goat" guides on youtube omg my husband gave me his black credit card sis

by Your_thicc_homie April 27, 2022

goat rope

A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.

These directions are useless - trying to find this place is such a goat rope.

by johnny501 October 9, 2005

goat status

Greatest of all time or the best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase goat status is very relaxed, never goes out of style.

Those shoes are goat status

Michael Jordan is goat status

by Zitley June 2, 2018