Guitartistry

A combination of the words Guitar and Artistry.
Used in reference to someone's guitar playing skills.

Can be used in most situations.

I don't know where Dave got that guitartistry. He was all over the place during that solo.

Susan needs to work on her guitartistry. I think my ears are bleeding.

by Minimcbeef June 21, 2010

guiduck

when a guido and a canuck have a baby.

I'm so excited to meet your little guiduck.

by Guido lovin' Canuck October 20, 2010

Guitarded

The use of too much or too many guitars.

The band went guitarded in their live performance last night.

by thestripeisonfire March 1, 2011

Guilty as Casey Anthony

Someone who is definitely guilty, without a doubt. They're so guilty you might as well have caught them red handed/seen them committing the crime.

Replaces the phrase "guilty as sin."

Person 1: "Do you think Jane cheated on her boyfriend?"
Person 2: "Oh hell yeah, she's guilty as Casey Anthony!"

by BeckyLynn562 July 8, 2011

guido

1. In Turin (Piedmont, NW Italy), bus chaffeurs. In Italian "guido" is a pun because it means "I drive" and is also a proper name for men. If you call a driver this way it seems like he's familiar to you. This saying is no longer very widespread.

Il guido prende rosso anche alle rotonde. Che palle.
The chaffeur gets the red traffic light at roundabouts, too. That sucks.

by Uslengh November 9, 2014

Guitar Center Shredder

The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.

Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"

Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."

by Topkekemememem May 20, 2017

Guilty Corndog

The act of falling asleep after performing anal, and failing to clean up. Then, waking up with dried fecal matter encrusting your member.

I woke up with a guilty corndog after last night's adventure.

by CarnifexDemon June 26, 2018