Carlos German

Coolest guy who ever lived in the world. So cool. Wowee. Hoolah. Hooray! He is a genius too. Completely not gay whatsoever.

I wish my dad was Carlos German! My mom wants a Carlos German for her birthday! But there is only one cool Carlos German! And he is in AISJ!

by Carlos German November 15, 2016

German quesadilla

When a man shoves a tear gas canister inside the vaginal cavity until she cries from pain, at that point they have intercource creating the onion cum mix.

Yo bro, I gave a girl the "German quesadilla" yesterday

by Dj4revbe February 01, 2024

German Toothbrush

Slang; referring to a threesome in sexual nature, consisting of two females and one male, where one female is penetrated anally by the male and he removes his penis and is then defecated upon. The second female is then presented a stool-covered penis, to which she orally receives (like a toothbrush)

A German Toothbrush is defined as; Roy was banging Shelly in the ass and after he took it out, she shit on his dick and then Roy had Mindy give him a BJ, eating it all.

by Riles_Silmaril April 02, 2021

German Noodles

WHEN YOU GET NOODLES DOWN THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT AS " GERMAN NOODLES "

Those "german noodles" were so good last night

by March 30, 2022

German Beltbuckle

When you tuck your erect penis into your waist band to hide your massive boner.

I was bricked up just looking at the teacher I had to pull out the German Beltbuckle

by Bigshmoneydawg July 05, 2021

German Cheerio

The most disgusting, depraved sexually deviant act you could ever imagine.

Dude 1: So how was last night with that Chick?

Dude 2: dude....... German Cheerio.....

Dude 1: *Gun To Head*

by Zomgwtfbbq!!!!!rawr October 03, 2010

German sprinkler

The art of two girls scissoring then simultaneously urinating onto eachothers genitalia

“Hey shawty let’s go have a good ole fashion German sprinkler!!”

by Daddy😈🖤 May 01, 2021