my future girlfriend

You

My future Girlfriend is you

by neiskansbddm December 28, 2020

Bright Future

Large set of buns behind a well built lady

You have a bright future behind you!

by ANUBIS_COD November 24, 2021

Futharkesque

1. manifesting the hatred of life into words. often in the form of a journal entry, digital or not.

2. a journal entry where you whine and whine and whine about nothing.

I wrote a futharkesque post today.

by Futhark September 9, 2004

futterman

a person with an extremely small penis. often has to use a magnifying glass to urinate.

Oh God i think he is a futterman!

by DJ Dougy K. July 29, 2008

futoku

the coolest religion in the world besides hitiki! futoku is paractised in all familys just peole don't know thye practice it

Person 1: Yo i'm jewish
Person 2: Yo i'm futoku

by sexypanda May 12, 2008

futilitarian

When straightforward design veers sharply off track and spins out of control due to the temptation to add increasing numbers of non-essential features, the basic direction and even function of the design can suffer. This is the basis of futilitarian design.

The Jeep is a small, tough, agile and cheap light scouting vehicle. Its replacement, the HMMWV, is large, expensive and easy to high-center. This is a prime example of a futilitarian vehicle.

by FeO2 May 15, 2008

futuristic neck-bounce

a name given when you had the best blowjob ever. the head is so good and pleasuring that it is futuristic , and by futuristic meaning in the future so nobody else has ever experienced it besides the person receiving the head from this girl. Neck-bounce is used because that is what the girl is doing while giving you head, here neck is bouncing up and down.

friend: she give good head?
me: she gives tthat futuristic neck-bounce !

by cleveland Benedictine February 20, 2010