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A fucking joke

Here, take this. for your journey.

You have to many items to take a fucking joke.
Yo why cant you take A fucking joke?
by TheCapnREEEEEEEEE February 18, 2020
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Ur fucking ugly

by (Hannah) March 15, 2020
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Cluckin for a fuckin

Defined as a sex addict who has not received any for some time and shows the signs of withdrawal. Commonly seen as a person who will try sexual advances on several people at once, even if the person standing next to then just declined the advances.

A highly sexual person looking for next conquest in all the wrong places including:
1: Ex-Girlfriends.
2: Roommates or best friends other half.
3: Local slut.
4: Colleague during the Christmas party.
5: Ten to 2’s
Mike: Dude you have been out all night and you know you got the early shift.
Dan: Sorry mate I’ve been down the local bars searching for a midnight bike to ride.
Mike: Say no more, your just Cluckin for a fuckin.

Sue: We should not do this it’s not fair to Mike.
Dan: As long as we don’t tell him he won’t have to know.
Sue: your Cluckin for a fuckin and you ant getting it off me.
Dan: What’s your sister’s number and I’ll give her a call.
by tomlizard September 11, 2009
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take a fucking sip, babes

“Take a Fucking Sip, Babes” is a an expression referencing an image of Kermit the Frog sipping a mug of tea, which is typically used to patronizingly indicate that someone is ignorant or naive
by givemtejdjk April 28, 2017
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WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!

A remark you can direct at a stranger when they do something in your presence that you find sexually offensive.
At a restaurant or cafe, a waiter brushes up against you making it out like it was accidental despite him having plenty of room to move about between the tables.
You yell out so the whole floor of diners can hear clearly: "WHAT ARE YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT OR SOMETHING?!"
by kam75xx February 4, 2023
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Fucking Short Version

A version of a movie loaded with several F-bombs that is chopped down from 2 hours to 3 minutes and each scene just shows the person or people saying "fuck", "fucking", "fucked", "fucker", etc.
Scarface: the Fucking Short Version.
Casino: The Fucking Short Version.
by AusM October 24, 2008
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fucking-useless

virgin mobile, absolutly fucking-useless
by r b virgin July 21, 2009
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