Frontyard

The pubic hair in the front of a man/womens body.

Person 1: How's your pubes???

Person 2: The frontyard's just been mowed... And the backyard hasn't been trimmed in weeks...

by HUNTMIESTER_24 February 26, 2008

Frontal Load

The culmination of a Septum Fuck wherin the Fucker releases his sperm into the Fuckee's Brain Cavity. Named for the penis's proximity to the frontal lobe of the brain during climax.

James : " I've had a horrible migrain from Marks frontal load last night. "

Chuck : " That sucks."

by the septimus November 22, 2011

Front Note

An important comment during conversation when it is more significant than previous statements and/or taking place immediately after being said, needing the utmost attention from the other person.

Scene: 1:03am on a Wednesday night
That Guy: "Yeah, you're so awesome. Blah blah blah blah..."
That Girl: "Front note: I know I'm awesome, but you have to quit talking to me. I have to go to bed."

by ThatGirlYouSuggestedToDoThis April 12, 2012

Front Load

The act of emptying tobacco from the tip of your cigarette/cigar and replacing it with marijuana.

"You tryin to roll a blunt?"
"Nah man I'm just front load my cig"

by Useyourrealname September 20, 2014

Front dump

When a person takes a long forceful piss

After those twelve beers I had a wicked front dump.

by Bigblackdrew October 20, 2017

Front butt

When a person of a very large size (severely obese) has a line that is formed from the belly button down the lower abdomen making it appear as a butt.

Wow He has gained so much weight when he took off his shirt did you see the size of his front butt?!

by Denniella Thurba November 25, 2018

Front-Back Yack

The act of throwing up and pooping in the same hole (usually a toilet) at the same time.

"How was your night, man? I only saw you at the party for a bit."
"Dude, it was great. I had my first front-back yack. It all landed in the toilet too; none on my clothes."
"Dang, that's pretty impressive."

by fby_guy May 15, 2019