In my Facebook

A variation of the expression, "In my book," usually used to show you have no prejudice.

Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.

by Galderamos December 30, 2011

Facebook Dad

A dad who typically spends all of his actual time hanging out with his friends and cars, but in the Facebook world is all "my child is my world!" And typically shares a picture of the two of them from his one night visit out if the week.

My dad was never around growing up, but noone knew that because he was the best Facebook dad around. His Facebook dad game was strong.

by An actual parent May 22, 2019

Facebook Knowledge

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.

hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.

by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010

Facebook Hickey

When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually girlfriend) constantly tags their partner in facebook posts, and writes "I love you!" and "Can't wait to see you tonight!", etc. on their wall. It is done as a show of territory, usually in a new or troubled relationship.

"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."

"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"

by nunya0129 July 13, 2012

facebook kevorkian

A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.

Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.

by sea beagle January 2, 2011

Facebook Shiva

Changing your Facebook profile picture to that of a loved one who recently died.

I found out my high school choir director had died when I saw my friends were sitting Facebook Shiva for him.

by SFA2ai September 28, 2011

facebook downtime

An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.

A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.

A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.

A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.

There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.

by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010