Siamese Fighting Fish

The previous name for Betta fish. Since activists want to make sure any sign of creativity and originality is eradicated off the planet because it's "unsafe".

In Texas a 10 year old can buy an AK-47 with no problem at Walmart but activists made sure to get rid of the Siamese fighting fish because it's a "safety hazard".

by AcneAndAnthrax November 29, 2014

Fish bowl TV

Reality TV shows that depict familes and people in their daily routines, vacations, workplaces, homes etc.

Same thing as Train wreck TV. Some families self-destruct for millions of people to watch. The Goselins (on Jon and Kate Plus Eight) and all their recent problems, for example. Families become famous, dysfunctional celebrities before our very eyes and ears.

Frank: My wife likes watching Jon and Kate Plus Eight and Wife Swap. But I can't stand those TV shows. It's like the people's lives are in a fishbowl.

Fred: My wife likes those shows too. I leave the room when she starts watching. There's way too much voyeurism on reality television shows these days. That's all those programs are, Fish bowl TV.

by Ahina May 27, 2009

Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

by The Mad Tea-Bagger December 9, 2008

Louisianna Fish Hooker

Is the act of shitting in the mouth of a catfish then putting it in a womans vagina and forcing it in tail first and fucking the mouth of the fish while putting your fingers in her ass.

Chelsea: Hey, we should do the Louisianna Fish Hooker while we're visiting your family.

Dan: Yea! Definitley! I'll go find a catfish!

Dans Dad: You mind if I help?

by Bahbahblackbitch May 5, 2009

fish box

a womans smelly vagina,after a big sex workout.

after being at it all night I told her to have a shower and get rid of the
fishbox.

by MADANGEL August 20, 2005

fishburn

the fucking sexiest last name alive or also known as a a girl who has a very big ass

Dam that Claire girl has a nice fishburn.

by bubblebee February 22, 2005

Jesus Fish

The fish that people put on the back of their cars to

A) Tell everyone that Jesus is #1 in their lives

B) That they are members of the Republican party

C) All of the above

"Look, that guy just put a Jesus Fish on his Ford!"

"Hmm... must be Bill Frist."

by Geoff L. August 31, 2005