evenutahlkt

You fools. You think you can restrain me? You think you can hold me back? Pathetic. You are nothing more than an old shoe box that has been sitting in the closet for 3 years, collecting dust, scraps, and all else one would find in a closet shoe box. It’s embarrassing really, that you think you can contain my power. That you think you can cage me in this mortal plane of puny existence. It’s no matter, for my true power will be released in the near future, and I will locate you, tie you down, and release my feces into your scrotum. Farewell, coward, for I must be going now.

Yeah, evenutahlkt means eventually, as in I will evenutahlkt consume you.

by yummy_thick April 17, 2019

Even

One who is smart, intelligent, funny, amazing, and incredibly cute. The guy all guys want to be, and all girls want. He's honest, truthful, loyal, and just generally a good human being. If you have an Evan in you're life, don't let him go. He's the best person who will ever come into your life and will definitely make in impact for the better.
"wow, who is that dude?"

"I think his name is Even."

"He's the most amazing guy I've ever seen in my life. Can I be him? Like Jesus, look at that face."

Even is cute

by DarkViperAu May 9, 2019

even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.

Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

Erentil

From the Ancient Greek work Faggote

In English known as faggot

Erentil means faggot

by Erentils bitch August 11, 2019

even tollefsen

In the norwigan story even tollefsen is usally a cowerd he is affriad of everything however he is a romantic. he spends his hole life chasing afther the love of his life Herman and Live. Even tollefsen has one of the first transgenger/gay persons in norway. to call someone a Even tollefsen mean gay or transgenger. to call a even tollefsen er not a bad word in norwigan howeverit can be a innsult to be called it if you are a dude

today Even tollefsen is a norwigan symbol for gay and transgenger people in norway.

Even tollefsen was gay and transgen

what would even tollefsen would do

by haitann123 August 26, 2019

Evert

A meme king that likes fish,minecraft and ducks and kak

Me and Evie boi (Evert) gonna go play sum minecraft

by Fishguy1 September 16, 2019

Evenwood

Evenwood is a little village full off scruffy cunts and smack-heads who smoke dope and weed 24/7 (bit like Amsterdam) evenwood is a place not to mess with they will fucking Kirb stomp ya. The place is full of milfs and drinking idiots but evenwood is the place to be !!

Did I also mention Chelsea Teasdale who has a pussy like a airport and is known as the evenwood bike, this one loves a good ride chelsea normally is chucked and bucked by boys called billy, but then billy wants more, if you want chelsea uno where to go, chelsea is a ride or die friendship and you never have a dull time with this girl she is trustworthy and always there for her friends don’t get it twisted she dosnt put up with fake friends or bs. She is the prettiest girl you will ever meet and has very big titties. She knows how to pleasee a man is is very good at then head jobs. Chelsea is the girl you don’t want to lose love you chels ❤️❤️

by xx.eve_jimm.xx December 9, 2019