Evan

Tweaker

Oh bro your Evan rn

by LarryLime November 19, 2023

Evan

This person has rabies and is genuinely nice but will kill you in your sleep.

Lyric: that dog has rabies!
Juniper: thats definitely an evan.

by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023

Evan Hara

A term generally used to describe when someone is doing something wickedly undoubtedly cool as fuck.

“Woah that guy just pulled 3 girls in one night”
“Yeah he’s pulling an Evan Hara right now”

by SwonkyPonky January 3, 2024

EVAN

Evan is a stupid face and likes to make everyone around him feel terrible, even his mother.
If you met an evan please seek therapy.

Evan kinda sucks bruh

by kingkud4455789 January 7, 2024

evan xue

Bro this guy's forehead is giant. In the summer the sun will shine off his forehead and blind you. He is such a bombaclat no balls kid.

bro evan xue has no friends

by chonkis January 11, 2024

Evans

He is a know it all he thinks he is always right he likes to say thing in parables he eats music and he likes a girl

Evans is saucyy

by Printer123 January 21, 2024

Evan

Evan's sometimes to most times have big clocks. People are even suprised how it looks as big as a sausage but thick and longer.

Person 1: Evan is so nice and sweet, HE'S LITERALLY PERFECT.. and his penis is huge...

by Pp master :P January 22, 2024