Evan

Nobody loves him, hes short and annoying and racist and he cant play hockey

Girl : omg its evan! RUNNN!
Evan : *racist*

by ImMarriedToBillyLoomis May 17, 2022

Abbigail Evans

An abbigail evans is a kind and helpful person. She is always thinking of others before herself and she is very giving. You typically see abbigail evans’ with blue eyes, but other colours are possible. Once you get to know her she becomes funny and fun to hang out with. An Abbigail evans will do almost anything for her friends and loved ones. They just want to have fun and go on adventures; so if you wanna be friends with and Abbigail evans be ready for a lot of new experiences.

When it comes to gifts, get an abbigail evans something that is meaningful and can last a lifetime.

Treat an abbigail evans good because it is hard to find a person as giving and open minded as her.

“I’m glad I’m friends with an abbigail evans because she is so kind and wholehearted.”

by I.love.my.non.cat??? June 19, 2022

Austin evans

Hey guyys, this is Austin.

Austin Evans is Linus Sebastian KitKat's enemy.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

Evan

The best person in the world. He makes friends and is smart as shit.

yor mom is Evans best friends

by YOR moms best friend October 27, 2020

Evan

Finest fucker out there and has a huge cock and loves women

i love evan

by imhimoo4 April 19, 2023

Evan

That lil bitch that thinks he's your friend but in reality he's just a weirdo. Evans typically are indie and wear way too much flannel. They think they are guitar gods but in reality just suck at everything. Girls hate him.

Oh look, that weird guy that thinks he's my friend is here. He's such an Evan.

by apersonwhoisalwaysright April 22, 2020

evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018