shitty evan
shitty evan by shittierevan May 3, 2019
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emily and evan
A couple who act like they hate each other but very much love eachother, usually are both brunettes and have brown eyes, emily and Evan are usually the cutest couple people will ever see, they both have a heart of gold and always shoot for the moon and guide eachother along the way
"I wanna relationship like an Evan and emily"
"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"
"Spicy like a taco"
"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"
"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"
"Spicy like a taco"
"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"
emily and evan by Pretty girl1019 May 24, 2017
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National Pee on Evan Day
May 26 if every year is national pee on Evan day your allowed to pee on any Evan you know especially the buff one!
National Pee on Evan Day by Gabriel sojsjsjvsvshhs April 11, 2019
Angry Evan
To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.
(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"
Angry Evan by Andrew Palmer January 2, 2008
lord evan
Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.