Eight Inch Evan

An American teenager with a claimed penis size to be "7 maybe 8 inches" quoted by his ex-girlfriend

Kathy- "I can't even walk because im so soar"
Debbie- "rough night?"

Kathy- "yep went home with eight inch evan"

Debbie- "oh i hear ya, ripped my vag last week"

by tacomaster1111111 October 27, 2011

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shitty evan

Freckly. Thin. Curly hair. Why did you look up shitty evan?

hey that shitty evan over there is actually called steve.

by shittierevan May 3, 2019

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A couple who act like they hate each other but very much love eachother, usually are both brunettes and have brown eyes, emily and Evan are usually the cutest couple people will ever see, they both have a heart of gold and always shoot for the moon and guide eachother along the way

"I wanna relationship like an Evan and emily"

"Damn they're cute like 2 birds in a tree"

"Spicy like a taco"

"Emily and Evan are adorbs cute"

by Pretty girl1019 May 24, 2017

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National Pee on Evan Day

May 26 if every year is national pee on Evan day your allowed to pee on any Evan you know especially the buff one!

Today’s national pee on Evan day let’s go piss on him

by Gabriel sojsjsjvsvshhs April 11, 2019

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Drippy evan

Drippy evan... know has a really delegated person on discord he is looking forward to becoming a discord developer.. evan is also bros with thatc00kie on tiktok

Drippy evan went to go record a video with thatc00kie

by Johnny719 April 2, 2021

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Angry Evan

To violently attack and subdue a random human target, preferably female. Once the target has been beaten into submission, the aggressor then proceedes to engage the victim in anal sex, while playing the song "Danny Boy" on the bagpipes.

(Upon initiation of attack)"ANGRY EVAN!"
"You've just unleashed an Angry Evan"
(With an angry look, surveying random pedestrians) "I'm feeling pretty angry right now"

by Andrew Palmer January 2, 2008

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lord evan

Lord Evan, has style and is the life the party for the most part. Lord Evan is a world traveler. He's got 31 flavors of the week. Lord Evan enjoys reality television and the finest food and drinks. Lord Evan loves his family and dogs. Women flock at the thought of being able to surround themselves with such royalty.

Lord Evan, people want to be him.

by Dland February 15, 2014

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