Eric

Eric is worth 60 cents.

With 60 cents, you can buy Eric.

by ShoeLotion April 17, 2024

Eric's Law

Putting law after something doesn't make it any more legitimate.

Murphy's law is a prime example of Eric's law.

by Menthro May 5, 2023

Eric

Idk he’s some chill dude tbh he’s a W fr

Hey Eric can I have $10? Sure

by Some Mexican March 15, 2023

Eric

A man with a perfect dick.

Eric has a big dick.

by Rainbow Muncher Snail May 24, 2023

Eric Vito

Eric is a very smart attractive man. He is Italian with a thick sausage. He is 5’11 and makes a lot of money. He is pretty much the modern day Rico Suave.

Eric is never wrong and nothing is ever his fault.

He also has gods gift of becoming a virgin every new year.

Girl 1: omg who is that guy?
Girl 2: that’s Eric Vito he is the most perfect man.

Girl 1: Eric is so hot but I feel like he has so many bodies

Girl 2: No, it’s January first. He’s a virgin.

by Uhhhhmmmmm December 7, 2021

Eric

he is a very smooth nigga, he is a chill person and he got a long daddy dick. Please keep a eric

Eric means a good guy with every badge.

by eric400_ November 20, 2021

Eric

little bitch

Eric: Hey guys!
Person: Shut the fuck up Eric, you bitch.
Eric: 😢

by Ben_Dover692420 November 21, 2021