epoosiotomy

The feeling that the poo you just experienced may have resulted in a tearing of the perineum, not unlike the tearing a woman may experience during childbirth.

Person One: Why are you sitting on a pillow, today?

Person Two: Tamales with chili for dinner last night...resulted in an epoosiotomy of gigantic proportions. I'm still not sure I don't need stitches.

by prussian princess December 7, 2009

epic history

Some event that would be so grand, it would surpass some or all of the most popular and influential known historical events. Reserved only for positive events, not negative ones. Most people exaggerate these events, especially under the influence of alcohol, which may backfire and become epic fail.

"Duuuude, I say we go fuckin' hang gliding over the grand canyon, it would be epic history!!"
"Actually, that would be epic fail if you ask me"

by nakker December 15, 2009

Epikachu

The pikachus in 'Yellow Forest' that have the ability to use 'Surf' and 'Fly'. Extremely rare.

"Duuuuuude, I downloaded the Yellow Forest yesterday from the Mystery Gift and after a lot of running with my Pokewalker I got 2 Epikachus!"

"Jealous. >.>"

by CustomFib April 2, 2010

EPIC fail.

when a person or thing creates an ironic situation or is completely incompitent in doing an action.

Thhe staples employee didnt have staples in the stapler.

random kid: "EPIC fail."

A person trips.
other random kid: "EPIC FAIL!"

by .bre.ann.a. :D July 26, 2010

Epicslayor

The biggest noob on runescape. Has been known to rage quit during PVP fights. In his free time he REALLY ENJOYS going around and graping people in the mouth; even other guys. His favorite thing in the world is dick, so if you are a guy and you see this "Epicslayor", you better haul ass in order to avoid molestation. See queer stick for more details.

Epicslayor- Hey kids whoever can take the most tylenol PM wins ;)

by Hobocaroline August 7, 2010

epoemphany

The moment when you finally realize that a poem actually has a significant meaning.

While reading "Acquainted with the Night" by Robert Frost, Jacob had an epoemphany and his understanding of the poem changed forever.

by Mr. Word Knower November 1, 2010

Epictastic

A term used for something that is well done as well as completely awesome.

Girl: Hey, did you finish that obstacle course?

Guy: Yeah, I was the fastest time and I finished with a handspring into a double back flip off a nearby wall

Girl: Wow that epictastic

Guy: Thank you, it totally was

by Perma-smile25 December 27, 2010