ellipsis golfer

An ellipsis golfer is a person who willingly places themself into situations which are simple to solve for them (but may not be so from the perspective of another person) in order to brag about their success. Background (golf): If the tee and the hole in the game of golf are placed at the two focus points of an ellipse respectively, then it does not matter in which direction the golf player hits the ball, as it will always fall right into the hole given sufficient speed.

Look, this dude is telling kids that their homework is a no-brainer. He is such an ellipsis golfer.

by SeJoker September 27, 2021

elle madison

the best person in the world. deserves the best. cutest person alive ever. superior to everyone fr. the most wonderful amazing person you’ll ever meet. super cool.

wow look it’s Elle Madison! She’s so amazing

by ellka November 23, 2021

elleicia

An emo gyal u will catch chilling in chiswick

elleicia is an emo, chills by chiswick high road

by St!ckyVicky08 December 2, 2021

ella

stinky little girl who shits and pees her panties. shes secretly a biollionaire debonaire but her ex husband stole it all. she killed him but it cant be proven by law enforcement, but the towns constaBLE. she cannot be trusted and will not spread rumours about you but will slowly but surely steal your clothes. she does it so authentically that you dont even notice, and then boom, you're naked as the day you were born at trhe end of the day. ella is a slooth and spends her night as a bill collecter, tax collecter, bounty hunter, and certifies lover boy. she cant handle critisism and has a hefty arsinal in her posession so tread lightly.

''did that girl just shit everywhere?''

''yeah, she's such an ella!''

by peep man December 8, 2021

Elli

Elli, referring to Elli Miller. Elli Miller is a prostitute who left her boyfriend and found another man the next day. Elli likes men and has a very stretched asshole. Elli Miller is a large joke within the friend group that consists of the users: Jabradley, ObisidianFlight, Bearny, and LONK. Elli Is LONK's ex-girlfriend and as of 2022, both of them live in North Carolina. Elli Miller looks like the girl from Cyberpunk 2077 but without the green hair.

Jabradley: What's A Prostitute?
Bearny: Elli, she a hoe.
Jabradley: Yuuup.

by Bearny The Koshka February 9, 2022

ellejstanson

Mommy
- xxx luna

If you want somebody mommy material worth, it is ellejstanson.

by Ajakswife February 13, 2022

Ella Hunt

She’s the hottest and the cutest human being on the planet. She could step on me and i’d beg her to do it again, but i’d also like to hug her because i feel like she’s such a great hugger.

“who’s that cute and hot person? she looks just like Ella Hunt!”

by ella’s wife;) February 22, 2022