Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.

Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!

by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009

Face Docking

The act of lying with your face pressed firmly in a woman's bosom.

I noticed you got some face docking in this AM..."you're welcome".

by SuperFunTime2000 June 4, 2013

Gerasimov Doctrine

Combining military, technological, information, diplomatic, economic, cultural and other tactics for the purpose of achieving strategic goals.

Russia: "Hehe Gerasimov Doctrine go brrrrr"

Ukraine: "Noooo you can't do that!"

by Gerasimov1992 January 22, 2022

docking

The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men.

Alone in their personal sauna at home, Josh and Wayne glued their dicks together with a little skin and spooge and made love to each other's cock all night long...ahhh the joys of docking.

by Happy Wolf November 10, 2008

Dock it and Chill

Said to people that are stressed out about life, work, school, etc.

Also used when on a boat, when you need to lay low or want to stop somewhere for a bite to eat or something to drink.

Means slow down for a minute and take a breath and then start from there

or

Stop what your doing and relax for awhile / Take a Break / Lock it up

Jeff : I won't be able to go to Univeristy next year and my girlfriend dumped me , and my cat died and I lost my Job

Zach: Dude Just Dock it and Chill

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Pirate one : We need to ditch the drugs
Pirate two : We just need to Dock it and Chill for a few hours

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Captian : this looks like a good place to stop for a beer
First Mate : Dock it and Chill

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Nic : I think we can get the painting done before 5 pm
Mitch : It's Lunch time now so just Dock it and Chill

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Peter: This biology homework sucks
Ben: lets Dock it and Chill and watch some tv !

by 1989 April 24, 2007

Docking Port

The female sexual organs; or the vagina.

The place where a man puts his "ship" or "boat".

Person 1: Dude, you remember those chicks that we picked up last night? Well, I totally got the U.S.S. MooseHung into her docking port.

Person 2: Damn dude, nice!

by -=117=- August 17, 2008

Chocolate Docking

First, two individuals are performing anal intercourse. This act results in fecal residue on the shaft of the penis. The individual with said fecal "shaft matter" then engages in the ritual of docking. Thereby, standing face to face hands on shoulders, carefully spreading the before mentioned fecal matter, with a highly complex repititous foreskin manuever. However, this act is not homosexual in any way, shape or form...and must be performed with BFF's only. This act is also sometimes reffered to as "Choco Docking" in slang.

Hey Joe...I'm tired of this whole docking scene....Let's take it up a notch and do some Chocolate Docking!

by d0ckingPr0 June 26, 2010