Man, when I was doing Suzy last night I tried to put my ballzack into her brownstar, it was like trying to keep a dog in a bathtub.
by Scud August 20, 2004
Get the dog in the bathtub mug.When someone chats up a person he or she doesn't really find attractive just for something to do he or she is said to be dog-flirting.
by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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When one uses a lame excuse of a dog biting or nibbling their neck. To cover up that they have been up to no good and allowing someone to suck their neck. Other lame excuses are "I fell over whist hovering and the suction nossel attached to my neck, leaving this dark coloured mark on my neck"
When one uses a lame excuse of a dog biting or nibbling their neck. To cover up that they have been up to no good and allowing someone to suck their neck. Other lame excuses are "I fell over whist hovering and the suction nossel attached to my neck, leaving this dark coloured mark on my neck"
by Mr Edu July 14, 2010
Get the Dog Hickey mug.The process of (by any means) filling someones anal cavity with moist dog food and enjoying the pungent stench that follows the excretion of the sloppy anal smegma.
by dudemangg7 April 3, 2011
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Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.
Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.
Watch your step, you almost stood in that dog's chewing gum.
That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.
If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.
That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.
If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.
by Schgot April 22, 2011
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Get the dog status mug.A military expression for something so outlandish that you can’t believe it’s actually happening right in front of you. It comes from the low end dive bars in the Philippine islands where they sometimes have live sex acts with women on stage having sex with dogs & miniature horses or a pony.
The government is so screwed up.; Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it turns into a real dog and pony show. It makes you sick to watch it but, somehow you just can’t take your eyes off of it because your mind can’t actually process what you’re seeing.
by aadave1 May 4, 2019
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