Marc: jeez I just had a demonic bowel last night.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.
Marie: what’s that?
Marc: when stupidity gets the best of you.
by foolish--1 May 16, 2018

by cymbie December 31, 2008

There was no Demon Lord to defeat so I created AI and took over the world! Now streaming on Crunchyroll! This is not a real anime... Yet. But it is a real thing I actually did. AND! There's no dialogue in this one. It's just this. Crazy right? Usually there's dialogue or, like, a skit or something but nope... Just this thing I'm saying..."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025

Basically, what the word implies. Demons that you get from eating salt.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
Leading to bad moods, bad vibez in general, irritability, insomnia, depression, manic episodes, uclers and addiction-like behaviour.
"Hey, do you want some of my salted chips" - Person 1, eating salt
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
"No thank you, I do not want the Salt demons" - Person 2 no salt having, drinking a beer
"Don't worry man it's just a little flavour enhancer that comes from the ocean or himalayers" Person 1, loudly munching
"The Salt demons are going to have their way again, you'll see" - Person 2, Beer chug
Later, Person one has an insomnia that lasts until he gets to sleep in the morning but feels like it was worth it.
Person two gets great sleep and is generally better shape.
Salt demons.
Be well everyone.
by Swiftyoldboy July 27, 2025

your boyfriend is so god-damn attractive he fucks you so hard you bleed and uses you like a toy so bad you scream daddy.
by cockandballhandjobs October 5, 2022

by GiantJay August 1, 2021

When someone passes gas on your couch that's so foul when the person leaves the smell stays in the upholstery
Dude, why the hell does your apartment smell so bad?
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
Because Larry came over last night and left an upholstery demon...
by Upholstery Demon March 25, 2019
