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Dildo

an object that lonely people use to make themselves feel loved
i broke my dildo now i feel sad :(
by Your Mothers Side Piece January 7, 2022
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Dildo duck

A woman who can’t get enough dick in a week. She walks around fucking every guy like he’s offered her a loaf of bread.
Kim is such a dildo duck I gave her a bite of my sandwich cause I knew she’d give me some after that!
by Ridickulouschick March 21, 2019
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Balalaika Dildo

Is a way of using the tip of balalaika as a dildo. Mostly done by russian men(can also be women). Most common way is to put in balalaika up in ass while singing kalinka. It is a fun way to cheer up people in a party with people from CIS countries.
-Last night I saw a russian man doing ''Balalaika Dildo'' at a party. He was not even drunk. He looked happy.
by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025
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Dildo Dick Combo

When the male is wearing a strap-on on his ass and he has a male or female on each side and is penetrating both with his penis and strap-on; greatly exaggerating the thrust so you get good action on both sides.
Gabe, paired with John and Johniffer has a great time using the Dildo Dick Combo.
by Gabriel Liedel November 24, 2019
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Dildo

Something That Girls Shove uP Their Tight Little Pussy 😫😫😫🤤
Sarah is stressed out. She grabs her dildo and puts it on max. She wants to Moan loud. It turns on men 🥴🤤
by Heyislei May 20, 2019
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Dildo

"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me
by up you June 12, 2018
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Dildo

a dildo is a very hot sexy hot sexy toy for the sexy sexy time between a woman or a man , or a gay and a gay just go on google to see what the penis 12 incher looks like

jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit
jerry:OH FUCK ME DADDY WITH THAT HOT NEW 16 INCHER DILDO
august:stfu it doesent fit
by dildo sexy lover 1234569 April 28, 2023
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