Church Creep

A guy found at your local church who creeps around the parish trying to hook up with people, usually someone who has terrible social skills. Church creep can also be one of the pastors or councillors at your church, watch out for the church creep next time your at church.

Person1 Did you see Chris over there eyeing up the pastors wife and daughter?

Person2 yeah he’s such a church creep, always sneaking around and up to no good.

by Anton H March 15, 2022

The Mutant Creep

the art of drunkenly walking down the street late at night around a bar infused neighborhood looking to get it poppin with a female

Bob and Jimmy were striking out at the cluuub, so they decided to do the mutant creep down 3rd avenue

by Mutanex July 23, 2010

L.O.C. (Line of Creep)

The imaginary line between the creeper and the creepee. Often said when it is blocked by a wall, a car, or more so often a friend.

(creeper staring at a girl)
(friend walks between him and the girl)
John : What up bob?
bob : Move your in my L.O.C. (Line of Creep)!

by dumbbar August 26, 2011

porno creep

Someone who locks themselves in their dirty apartment for hours on end watching porn movies or browsing porno sites on the "net". These people are normally overweight and rarely come outside.

Hey, Connor is a porno creep.

by Matt E. May 23, 2005

creeper

A middle-aged man who freeloads at his mother's house, getting fat and lazy while watching porn all day over the neighbor's unsecured wireless connection. He will occasionally hang out at the public library to sneak a peek over the study carrels at beautiful, unsuspecting young women.

The middle-aged creeper drives by an all-girls highschool and yells crude, sexually obscene comments at a group of teenage passerbys.

by elnino559 June 2, 2011

creep ass

Beau, T-stad Tom, Albino Wigger

It is so wack how the creep ass's lurk around Pflueger.

by Pfucking Pfunny Ass's October 1, 2006

Jeepers Creepers

2 of the most straight up gay shit that was ever produced. The director and actors should be crucified.

Damn bitch did you see Jeepers Creepers?
Yeah, why else would i be bleeding from the eyes?

by Bill May 13, 2005