ice cream toupee

The volcano-like shape seen when opening a fresh tub of ice cream.

There's nothing more refreshing than an ice cream toupee on a spoon.

by IronBlade June 3, 2015

Japanese cream puff

The act of ejaculating on the face of a person who is about to have an orgasm.

Dude, he was hiding in the closet jerking off and then he ran out and gave me a Japanese cream puff!

by badmammojamma October 25, 2015

wrinkle cream

Giving a granny (70 + years old) a money shot.

Come here and give your granny some wrinkle cream.

by taking a joe September 11, 2016

Beef & Cream

The act of ejaculation after receiving a blumpkin as you drop a meaty Duce.

Old Blowy got a beef & cream from swisher Sweden after his birthday Taco Bell meal.

by Slobbin the Didly September 8, 2016

Cadbury cream egg

A Cadbury cream egg is when you sh*t on someone's body, then ejaculate in the sh*t and make the one you sh*ted on eat it.

Is brown and creamy, just like a Cadbury cream egg

"Happy Easter babe, imma give you a Cadbury cream egg tonight 😉"

Idea by G.J.R

by G.J.R July 7, 2016

Congealed Cream

When human sperm sits in a male or females' mouth for a long period time it begins to solidify, curdle, and or congeal; creating congealed cream.

Example (Female): I waited too long to swallow, and it become congealed cream...it tasted like cottage cheese.

by Satan's_Sweaty_Grundle June 16, 2016

poop cream

It's where the guy sticks his hand in the woman's ass and grabs some poop and then rubs it on his dick and shoves it back in the girls ass or pussy

Will you poop cream me tonight ?

by Prism Break May 14, 2016