The American practice of circumventing due process rights and constitutional guarantees to life and liberty by using typically fake domestic violence claims against a partner to secure children in a stalemate developed by neither party voluntarily willing to move out of a home or use the court process to decide custody issues.
Flummuxed by the reality their child was raised from birth by a stay at home dad, the mother crafted a custody-by-cop plan to call police faking violence towards her which resulted in the father being arrested and prohibited from returning to the home later.
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1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.
2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.
Similar to:
- narc
- snitch
1. Someone who talks shit about people behind their back, but acts entirely normal and/or friendly towards those people. Similar to how an undercover cop would act around people they plan to bust.
2. Someone who is naturally two-faced, but is completely oblivious to it.
Similar to:
- narc
- snitch
PERSON 1: So Joey was talking shit about you behind your back.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.
PERSON 2: I could see that. He was saying some shit about you a couple days ago too.
PERSON 3: Yeah Joey's a total cop. Someone should tell him.
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Get the cop and twirl mug.Cop-pucker: someone who kisses the ass of every cop that he/she encounters, regardless if the cop is 💯 a law enforcement stranger!
Kyra: gurl, that thot is undeniably quite the cop-pucker! It’s aggy to see her in cop-kiss-ass-mode! Sick af
Mimi: EW, Betch is whack cuz she’s just losing street cred
Kyra: ikr, def not garnering school extra cred. lolz makes me ctfu! No cap tho, she’ll always be smooching popo arse, ewwwwww!
Mimi: EW, Betch is whack cuz she’s just losing street cred
Kyra: ikr, def not garnering school extra cred. lolz makes me ctfu! No cap tho, she’ll always be smooching popo arse, ewwwwww!
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"Dude did you cop a feel when you guys sat in your car last night?"
Yes!! Bro's, I got to first base and felt her nice bee stings.
Yes!! Bro's, I got to first base and felt her nice bee stings.
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