Chocolate Milk

The ultimate beverage.

I consumed two gallons of chocolate milk today.

by Ken Popov January 5, 2008

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

chocolate fingers

sliding fingers up someones anal passage (form of intercourse)

C'mon let's play chocolate fingers

by Fondor May 18, 2005

chocolate lobster tail

A really huge and healthy dump.

1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there

by dustinwayne June 18, 2007

chocolate forehead

noun - occurs when two people are engaged in a 69 sexual position, and the person on top unexpectedly defecates on the other person's forehead

Me and this girl were going at it in a 69 the other night, she was on top, and the next thing I know, she gives me the ol' chocolate forehead.

by The Dangerous Joe Crede August 4, 2007

Chocolate Blowpop

A women gets anal after takeing a crap and not wipeing. Then the male who gives her the anal pulls out of her ass and the women gives him oral.

sue said she wants to give jon a chocolate blowpop

by Alex carey January 17, 2008

chocolate highway boogie

This is, of course, anal sex.

I was doin the chocolate highway boogie with jane last night.

by TDP411 February 27, 2008