poop cheeks

noun. When you are prairie dog’n and you rush to the bathroom, initially missing the toilet seat slightly and correcting, only to find that you smeared poop on the toilet seat and yourself. The despair then ensues.

“Tom is going to need a minute” said Joe.

Jane questions, “what’s going on?”

Joe replies in a discreet manner, “Tom has poop cheeks.”

“Oh” gasps Jane. “OHHH! Yeah, he’s not coming out anytime soon”

by Maester Winthrop November 4, 2020

Sandy Cheeks

A retarded horny squirrel from Texas who lives in the fucking ocean and should be fucking dead!

Sandy Cheeksis an asshole who eats too fucking much
Spongebob: Go on a diet!

by Spongebob the annoying fuck August 31, 2016

cheeks

you cant get any ofnthese unlike other people

I clap your moms cheeks

by basjkd March 1, 2022

Trench Cheeks

When you create liquid in you trousers

Winston: I need the toilet
Man: why?
Winston: I gave myself trench cheeks

by Swaggilicious99 June 12, 2021

Booty Cheeks

its what i clap on your mom.

I clapped John's booty cheeks.

by SkibidiToiletRizzler January 26, 2024

The Two Cheek Slide

How you walk to the toilet when you have to poop real bad. So bad every muscle bellow your waist is clenched as tight as possible to prevent leakage.

If I didn’t do the two cheek slide I would have shit my pants for sure!

by magicjesse February 3, 2023

Cheeks

To describe something that is ass bro.

Our lawyer Peter is cheeks because he doesn’t give a fuck about answering our questions.

by Peter10Diks July 24, 2024