by Jack1ntheBox September 29, 2022

This term was born in the prison system as a way to say "pass the time laughing or playing around" - derogatory to have "rec caught" on you..being laughed at - not laughing with
Joe and I would catch rec all day in San Quentin. Easiest time I ever did. Guys would try to catch rec on me, and I'd smack em with a two-piece McNugget and watch em leak all over the unit.
by Sanph January 9, 2024

by 19Parsons92 December 13, 2014

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.
While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"
by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019

To lie and deny.Pathological by nature. Failure. Ignorant. Full of it. Troll. Mentally disabled. Terrible at life. Poor Grammar. Ignorant to Law diction. One who doctors photos. One who creates terrible videos. one who brings down a whole guild with him. One who sniffs diapers. Living in ones own world oblivious to the reality around him. A fool that believes his own lies and gets lost within his own Bantha Poodoo.
by Prophecy of The Five Server March 3, 2012

A term used in replace of picking up or hitting on chicks. Basically 'catching trout' is a term men used when wanting to express their or another's skills with the ladies.
Brad: Damn Look at Ryan over there he's surrounded by women
Chad: I know right, Ryan's catching trout
Chad: I know right, Ryan's catching trout
by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018
