I d rather be a payout and a gentleman at the same time than have a my cougar also be my credit card bitch.
by Sexydimma August 31, 2016
Friend 1: "Bro, you lose your v card last night?"
Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"
Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"
Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"
Friend 2: "Fuck yeah man! I'm a big boy now!"
Friend 1: "Bro, I did too!"
Friend 2: "No fucking way! We're V Card Brothers!"
by Charles andrew July 04, 2014
After making a large bowel movement (without flushing), the person responsible inserts their business card in the pile, so as to inform others of his creation.
I took a massive shit and simply had to leave the calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
Conversely:
Tom lifted the seat cover and found a huge log. It was clearly Jordan's, for he left his calling card...
by Moustachio February 23, 2007
Amelia: Wana do it in da butt?
Lo: Nothing new I lost my BH-V Card last week?
Amelia: Did you get poop on your dick?
Lo: Nothing new I lost my BH-V Card last week?
Amelia: Did you get poop on your dick?
by Ldquakers April 07, 2010
When someone (generally Caucasian,) says something Fucking stupid in response to something being done about something racist.
Or when trying to defend their racist statement.
Or when trying to defend their racist statement.
Fucking stupid Person - If they change the name of the cleveland Indians, they should change the name of the Dallas Cowbows.
Different person - cowbows weren’t sent down a trail of tears, or given virus tainted blankets.
But nice try of the white card
Or
Fucking stupid person - But Indians is a great name for a team now, because there are people in India.
Other person - wow you’re white carding hard.
Different person - cowbows weren’t sent down a trail of tears, or given virus tainted blankets.
But nice try of the white card
Or
Fucking stupid person - But Indians is a great name for a team now, because there are people in India.
Other person - wow you’re white carding hard.
by Thoughtsaraptor July 05, 2020
When a male joins the gay community or behaves in a homosexual-like manor that suggests that he should.
Nick: "Where is George? He isn't usually late to football practice."
Paul: "I heard he had nail appointment."
Nick: "I heard he needs a brown card."
Paul: "I heard he had nail appointment."
Nick: "I heard he needs a brown card."
by Chiiiiiips April 18, 2010
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