a sexual act involving taking a trophy and putting it in a woman's vagina, dripping maple syrup all over her, half drowning her in it, and then making her wear moose antlers
by hachihachi February 7, 2010
Get the canada's history mug.An absolutely depraved sex act that is illegal in 24 countries worldwide. Involves maple syrup, the Stanley Cup and moose antlers. Once the said items are assembled and a Shop Vac rented, the debauchery begins. The act of Canada's History generally begins by lubricating the chosen orifice liberally with maple syrup. The owner of the now syrupy orifice is then strapped to the Stanley Cup and has the moose antlers affixed to his/her/it's head via the leftover syrup. Participants (generally 2-14 people/Canadian animals) then sled down a hill while engaging in a wild syrupy orgy.
"I'm not gay, but if Stephen Colbert asked me to Canada's History with him I'd be down like a dress on prom night."
by Canada'sOfficialHistorian February 15, 2010
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by DynamicMOO July 8, 2010
Get the Marijuana Party of Canada mug.When you fuck your woman on the back of a moose, so that one of the antlers can penetrate her ass, in front of beaver children, and, right before you cum, you take the antler out of her ass, empty a bottle of maple syrup in it and smack her with a hockey stick
by ColbertNation420 February 4, 2010
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by someone666666 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.As defined by The Colbert Report - A rough sex act involving the spreading of a woman's vagina with Moose antlers while pouring a giant gallon jug of syrup over the Stanley Cup, then proceeding to bend the cup at a 90* angle. After proper lube has been accomplished, the purveyor of Canada's History proceeds to reverse fist the Stanley Cup into the womans well lubed anus and vagina. Completing the act with the drinking of a crappy beer and combing of your own manly facial hair.
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