camel hump

An aggressive dick bulge; much like a camel toe for men.

girl 1: i hate to address this issue, but in the tenet picture i searched for a bulge🤫😝.

girl 2: me too but that’s called a camel hump.

girl 1: what?

girl 2: a mans camel toe.

girl 1: oh! that makes sense!

by saratunga September 25, 2020

Grudge Camel

A person who can and does hold grudges beyond all reasonable timescales.

Do not mess with my wife, she is a total grudge camel.

by anonymous October 6, 2020

NBA Camel

a Giraffe

"Woah, do you see that NBA Camel over there?

by chemking October 9, 2020

Camel my membership

When you hump the owner of a club or establishment to get a free membership

I was white as a ghost and didn't have any money, so I went in and was able to camel my membership. I flirted with him and we did it right on the tanning beds. That lay got me 6 months free.

by BertaB October 5, 2012

camel hand

when your pants and underwear squelch up uncomfortably into your butt crack creating a slight amount of suction. this leads to redness and chaffing (in extreme cases underwear is sucked up the buttocks and travels backwards through your organs. The garment ends up coming out of your ear, giving the panties a waxen glow.) your , best cured removing the garments and applying liberal amounts of vinegar. the acid counters the skin irritation.

"Wow! These pants sure do give me camel hand!"
"Ugh, these pants give me such bad camel hand!"

by pinnigan December 31, 2011

Fire Camel

The act of covering your genitalia with hot sauce, then receiving fellatio from another party.

Girl 1: "Yeah, Johnny made me do the Fire Camel last night."
Girl 2: "Oh my god! That's terrible!
Girl 1 : "Well, at least it tasted better than Taco Bell."

by flamingcamel January 12, 2012

Camel jabber

1. Someone who takes pleasure in placing their penis in the orifices of a camel.

2. Someone who may be called a "horse fucker" but in the absence of a horse (in the desert) a camel jabber is the more appropriate and relevant term.
3. Someone so fucking ugly that the only chance they ever have of getting laid would be to fuck a camel.

Hey, Brent you fugly Camel jabber!

Fuck me! that cunt is such a fucking Camel jabber.

We were all good until that Camel Jabber got us fucking lost.

by j3tsp33d March 4, 2011