faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.

why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.

by maidlisamarian December 12, 2014

Diseased camel

The cancer lama lord himself has mild aids and runs a youtube channel on the side of his school and busy (retarded) life

Its ya boi diseased camel back at it again for a dumb youtube video

by @johnnyBoi903 June 1, 2018

camel

a camel is desert animal

Desert stranded person: is that a camel?
Camel: camel noises i don’t know what noises camel makes

by Ericskykid May 27, 2023

Key Camel

-noun: A male between the ages of 18 - 33 who is given the keys (in addition to other accessories) by his girlfriend/wife due to the fact that they do not want to carry it themselves.

"Adrian became Erna's key camel when she decided that her pockets would not look as pretty with keys inside."

by Mohandes Taheri August 1, 2009

camel-dick

The male equivalent of camel-toe. This occurs when a male wears skinny jeans that are a bit too tight, allowing a person facing them to see the outline and possibly girth of that males penis.

Andrew: Hey man check out my new skinny jeans.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.

by MSGD August 28, 2015

Camel balls

A type of jelly filled gum or the balls of a male camel

Person one: I like this gum what is it called
Person two: camel balls

by Alipal August 26, 2020

Ride the camel

When you see a lady with a mighty fine cameltoe usually whilst in a changing rooms and invite her to shag at the nearest possible opportunity. You do not undress her instead ripping and tearing into her clothes until her bulging pussy is revealed.

I couldn't help but ask emma to ride the camel in the changing rooms after i passed a glance at her crotch

by YOUSICKFUCK666 October 1, 2017