Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.

My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!

by Enterich April 22, 2020

Over-Covid

The incessant, overbearing., Browbeating conducted by the cable news media regarding the lethality of Covid-19, including it's insistance that it is the worst pathogen mankind has ever seen, and the resultant cessation of all things important for human sanity meant to stem it's transmission.

"This man did not die from respiratory failure, he died from Over-Covid."

by Tbonerstalloner December 13, 2020

Covid Coat-tails

Claiming you have had COVID-19 based on being around or in close contact with a person who’s had COVID-19 to reap the financial and emotional benefits.

Oh Steven? His wife Sally had COVID-19... he’s just riding her covid coat-tails to try to make her buy him things and feel for him. He’s a douche

by Sweaty dirt pig August 6, 2021

Covid Gayness

Having Covid-19 and it instantly turns you gay.

WOW! Craig has Covid Gayness

by Craig to the Thomas December 1, 2020

Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.

Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!

by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020

Covert covid

Any black ops mission to eliminate the enemy coronavirus. Trained environmental service workers using hand to hand hygiene combat, high touch surface assaults, air to ground disinfectant missiles, and sanitizing drone strikes.

Our supervisor led us on a covert covid mission in 2020. We single handedly ripped the crown off that virus

by Unfiltered Coffey April 11, 2020

Covid Dick

When you catch covid off your partner via coitus

“Just my luck to get the Ol Covid Dick off my wife”

by Dj KoniX April 13, 2022