5 o'clock beaver

Short pubic stubble on a girl's vagina that has grown since the morning shave, usually seen on a prostitute after an honest day's work

Man: Rough day at work? You've got that 5 o'clock beaver.
Prostitute: Tell me about it.

by (b O_o)b July 1, 2011

Clown Prince Of Crime

the best villian of all-time, the joker.

the joker often refers to himself has the clown prince of crime

by agentofchaos November 2, 2008

Cloots

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler

"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"

by The Scav Man April 1, 2009

Cloud fucker

A predisposition to lie or greatly exaggerates about ones sexual conquests.

-noun. C-lau-d fa-huk-er

1. Mr. Wilson didn't see any inconsistency between his recollection about shagging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. Even though she didn't actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. Mr. Wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud fucker.

2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.

by Al Cawdrey September 26, 2009

Closet Glee

N. an apparently Glee-hating individual who constantly hates on the show (usually a straight, but slightly effeminate/sensitive male) but actually turns out to be an avid fan
Closet Glee's usually "come out of the closet" and admit their love of the show after sustained talk of musical numbers and Sue Sylvester

Ex.

Girl: "Did you guys watch Glee yesterday? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW THEY'RE DOING AN EPISODE ALL ABOUT BRITTANY SPEARS!!!!!"
GUY: "Glee is such a stupid-ass waste of time, they break out in song like every 5 minutes and who gives a flying crap about whether Rachel and Finn get together.. "

Girl: "How do you know about Rachel and Finn if you don't watch the show?"

Guy: "... OKAY I ADMIT I'M A CLOSET GLEE.. I LOVE GLEE SO MUCH"

by Poet of the Streets October 1, 2010

Clogger

When you take a shit large enough that you know it will clog the toilet. it also feels like satan himself if releasing himself from your ass when you finally do squeeze it out.

*while wiping ass:* Yup, thats gonna be a clogger

by kitloin March 18, 2019

fully clothed

covering the entire body, in a way such that is appropriate for the situation. In a snowstorm, you would not be considered fully clothed in a bathing suit. However, such clothing is considered "full" when you are at the beach.

You need to be fully clothed to enter this store, son." or "Are you crazy?! Why are you so fully clothed when it's 70 degrees out!?

by Karlmaster169283469135 July 7, 2011