bug scout

A person geekin out about stuff that doesn’t matter or isn’t going on and is bugging everyone out bc they keep looking out for the whole crew when it’s not necessary
Don’t be such a bug scout, we’re allowed to be here
by Dirtyallycat September 29, 2020
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Simpin Bug

A simpin bug is a person who not only is a simp but also may cause harm (physical, mental, or emotional) to others in his path of doing so. Particularly whenever his friends call him out for it.
Friend 1:" Hey dude she doesn't like you just give it up"
Simpin Bug: "SHUT UP SHE DOES LIKE ME I KNOW IT" *pushes Friend 1 to the ground*
by Exposition67 March 30, 2020
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Boning Bug

Also known as Scabies, a highly contagious skin mite that doctors say is most commonly transferred during intimate contact.
The doctor said Alexa has boning bugs!!!!
by ermahgerdddd February 21, 2013
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Potato bugging

You your cock is flaccid and you are able to roll/coil it similar to a potato bug
jared was potato bugging to make his dick bigger
by February 25, 2021
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slow bug

When someone does something dumb and it irritates you
You slow bug
by Oranges15162 December 02, 2020
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Slow bug

by Oranges15162 December 02, 2020
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illumiscratchy bug

the bug the illuminati give people to keep their bodys dissociated by langufucking them. people who have caught the illumiscratchy bug cant stop scratching at their skin because part of them has become occoludum.
i just watched a disney film now i feel so illumiscratchy.
oh god i feel illumiscratchy all over.
i bet about 5% of people who go to school will leave it having caught the illumiscratchy bug.
by dthxfjsfyjs March 14, 2013
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