beer Jew

A person, not necessarily of the Jewish faith, who never buys or throws down money for alcohol, but ends up drinking it anyway.

Harry-"Yo Jewson, you throwing down any money for booze?"

Jewson- "Naw man"

Harry- "dont drink it then beer jew"

by GTharry October 9, 2009

beer run

the act of casually walking into, preferrebly, a liquor store, grabbing the beer of your choice for that night, and then casually walking past the counter with it until you approach the door, then darting off with it like a bat out of hell, either into a get away car or simply down the street into a safe alley or apartment complex.

Chuck and I got drunk last night and decided to do a beer run at Hanshaw's Liquor for the fuck of it.

by Bails One November 18, 2005

beer shit

the inevitable nasty shits after a hard night of drinking

by bmacd October 12, 2003

Beer Run

To steal beer late at night from a 24 hours grocery store.

We have no money or beer, it's time for a beer run

by Casey Stamey March 3, 2005

Beer Shit

The odd and often smelly bowel movements formed from a night of heavy drinking. Most beer shits are water based aqueous fluids. College students are particularly susceptible to this occurance.

Student #1- "Dude, I gotta go home."
Student #2- "Why, man?"
Student #1- "I gotta shit sooo bad."
Student #2- "There's a bathroom right there, just use that one."
Student #1- "No, dude; this isn't just any shit, I drank waaay too much last night I'm about to lay down a beer shit."

by tleoxnagshorn September 26, 2009

beer can nipples

when the areola/nipple is about the size of a beer can or bigger.

-take a beer can
-put on youparters areola/nipplearea
-if its same size or bigger then you got your self some beer can nipples
enjoy.....or not

Stephanie has got some beer can nipples

by Natures_Reject September 3, 2005

Beer

A type of food that tastes good and is good for you.

Drink more beer. Your body will thank you for it.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004