Oh where to begin with the fashion bear? Is it even possible for one to define the existence of such a rare and divine beast? The fashion bear derives from the species that we homosapiens have named Ursidae (also known as the bear). Unlike the common black bear or brown bear, the fashion bear changes their lucious fur coats with the seasons, however the wind blows as some might say. Not only is the fashion bear in the know of the latest fashion trends of Paris, but they actually predict trends decades before they even surface. The fashion bear exclusively listens to the indie rock band Modest Mouse, and eats only farm fresh Gallus gallus domesticus (also known as chickens). At times they may come off as a bit pretentious, however it is always a true gift to be in the presence of a fashion bear.
I was horribly embarrassed yesterday when I came into contact with a fashion bear. I had absurdly left my domicile whilst wearing sweat pants and the fashion bear looked directly into my soul and shook his head with disappointment.
by I am the real Bill Murray January 27, 2018
Get the Fashion Bearmug. by URBANLSI July 8, 2021
Get the Bummi Bearmug. by Lovely_tessa_bear May 30, 2020
Get the tessa bearmug. Fatty Bear is the main character in the terrifying game "Fatty Bear's Birthday Surprise". Fatty is known for being annoying as feck and rumours have swirled that he is actually the little girl named'Kayla' on acid.
by RockabillyFlowerChild November 11, 2020
Get the Fatty Bearmug. by UncoolAlien August 27, 2022
Get the She-Bearmug. “Yo guess what I did last night “
What did you do
“I shit on my dads chest after banging”
Fuck yo you mud beared your dad hard
What did you do
“I shit on my dads chest after banging”
Fuck yo you mud beared your dad hard
by Mud bear man September 19, 2019
Get the mud bearmug. by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020
Get the Bear Bluntmug.