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Get the Baseball mug.The act of attempting to prevent pregnancy by repeatedly hitting yourself in the crotch with a broken hockey stick. Usually done out of pure boredome.
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Dude i just got to 119th base with my gf last night!
Really?
Yea!!!!!
I WAs tottaly having some moose tracks again tonite
Really?
Yea!!!!!
I WAs tottaly having some moose tracks again tonite
by ihacklover April 25, 2010
Get the 119th base mug.Poorly translated video from the entrance of ancient video game "zero wing". Often used for parodies of pwning something. Correct translation:-
CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
Captain: Impossible!
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?
CATS: You appear to be preoccupied, gentlemen (sarcasm)
CATS: Thanks to the cooperation of the UN forces, we've taken over all of your bases.
CATS: Your ship too shall soon be destroyed.
Captain: Impossible!
CATS: We thank you for your cooperation. (more sarcasm)
CATS: Enjoy the remaining moments of your lives?
Guy: Dude, you just spammed my inbox/ shot my dog/ fucked my sister/ egged my house
Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!
Gumba Gumba: all your spam/ pets/ hot sister/ house are belong to us!
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
Get the all your base mug.1)An activity that people only attend to drink beer or eat shitty over priced food.
2)The "athletes" in this activity are overpaid and often on steroids. Usually the amount of steroids the "athlete" injects is a direct correlation to how overpaid he is, and if caught he will be suspended for only a quarter of the season instead of banned for life like a true sport(Track and Field). Since the risk-reward involved in taking steroids is so weighted in these athletes favor, who can blame them setting bad examples for young Americans.
3)Young Americans have been tricked into loving this activity that in no way should the values of Americans.
4) Every year you see several MLB owners spend millions of dollars to try buy a championships instead of earning it. Then when a team wins a championship the idiot fans who are actually nervously watching these "games" act like it was such an accomplishment.
4) Baseball is Americas "PAST-time." It may have once not been such an embarrassment, but that time is over. Now all that is left is millions delusional fans watching a 162 game season filled with forgone conclusions. PLAY BALL
2)The "athletes" in this activity are overpaid and often on steroids. Usually the amount of steroids the "athlete" injects is a direct correlation to how overpaid he is, and if caught he will be suspended for only a quarter of the season instead of banned for life like a true sport(Track and Field). Since the risk-reward involved in taking steroids is so weighted in these athletes favor, who can blame them setting bad examples for young Americans.
3)Young Americans have been tricked into loving this activity that in no way should the values of Americans.
4) Every year you see several MLB owners spend millions of dollars to try buy a championships instead of earning it. Then when a team wins a championship the idiot fans who are actually nervously watching these "games" act like it was such an accomplishment.
4) Baseball is Americas "PAST-time." It may have once not been such an embarrassment, but that time is over. Now all that is left is millions delusional fans watching a 162 game season filled with forgone conclusions. PLAY BALL
Let's go to the baseball game, and get hammered.
My kid better play baseball, I need the money.
--Some dead beat dad.
I can't believe the Yankees won the World Series of Baseball and it only cost them 185 million dollars for the year.
My kid better play baseball, I need the money.
--Some dead beat dad.
I can't believe the Yankees won the World Series of Baseball and it only cost them 185 million dollars for the year.
by truthguyNM March 19, 2010
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