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sneaky bastard

A guy who cheats quietly on his girlfriend behind her back and doesn't want be embarassed later, cause wants to get benefits on her.

* Someone who cheats on someone behind his/her back.
She loved and trusted him totally but that selfishness sneaky bastard cheated on her behind her back with other girls.
by lick me now January 26, 2009
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Old Bastard

Oh look, it's Old Bastard!
by 192Springfield February 5, 2019
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lanky bastard

Lanky bastards are a tall, black thin entity with blinding white eyes weighing approximately 3000lbs and a height of approximately 11.5ft. The composition of a lanky bastard is unknown but seems to have the consistency of heavy leather. When a human is within 100ft of lanky bastards, it may enter their agitated state, which can go off at random times. During its agitated state, lanky bastards will sprint towards the human at approximately 6smph whilst playing the 2003 Fireman Sam intro at 150dB.
"Oh god, it's a lanky bastard!"
"OI, LANKY BASTARD!"
by November 1, 2020
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Commie Bastard

Tucker Carlson is a commie bastard, loves PUTIN
by rick not a putin fan December 21, 2022
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Irish Mic Bastard

term that Italians use to describe those of Irish decent, IE, Frank The Tank.
Hey Myers, your Irish Mic Bastard, stop buying all of these cabbages.
by HumBabe June 11, 2006
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bastard

by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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bastardess

A young motherless woman, who is of utmost desire... simply for the fact that because she has no mother, there will be none of the negative bullshit thats comes from every mother when her daughter is engaged in a relationship.
Mark: Dude, I finally found a bastardess!

Tyler: Wow you're so lucky, how did that happen?

Mark: My girlfriend's mom got raped and killed last night, which now makes my girl a bastardess.
by joseph pomerening the second September 16, 2009
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