Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.

Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.

by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011

Baby Cream

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.

God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!

by theflash78 April 8, 2013

Baby Arming

the act of nursing your beer or drink of choice for far too long.
similar to cheryling

Hey Cheryl quit baby arming that shit, its getting warm!

Jon your baby arming ways are making you feminine.

by MitchNBrando November 7, 2011

Park baby

A guy who is a bum, usually after highschool, doesn't really do much but do drugs and alcohol at parks

Erick:Remember that time late at night we saw that park baby?

Trevor: yeah dude that guy needs a job or something.

by iloveRb26's November 19, 2016

Baby carrot

An unfortunate dick size, or a name for someone with an unfortunate dick size

Poor guy has a dick the size of a baby carrot.

by beep_beep_ima_jeep June 19, 2014

Blush Baby

A person that gets flustered very easily.

Person 1: Hey, looking really good and sexy today!
Person 2: Th-thanks.. *currently blushing*
Person 1: You're such a "blush baby!"

by elimswtf_alt December 18, 2021

baby-farmer

a whore, any of many prominiscuous women.
or
a woman with many children.

Wow! that girl is such a baby-farmer!

Angelina Jolie is a baby-farmer

by shayna burns March 21, 2008